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Most relatable posts here!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23b92da62d3499dca57e331555a25425/tumblr_mn7lciiGFP1s8zk6to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://so-relatable-blog.tumblr.com/post/51077699958" target="_blank"&gt;so-relatable-blog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://so-relatable-blog.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Most relatable posts here!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095564234</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095564234</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:21:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a588882cb79c1512b0ee289932049f8f/tumblr_meyspkByAy1qj0196o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095521195</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095521195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hilarious-junk:

So my brother’s friend is kind of a creep
and he found out that the neighbor has a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hilarious-junk.tumblr.com/post/38900648023/so-my-brothers-friend-is-kind-of-a-creep-and-he" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;hilarious-junk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;So my brother’s friend is kind of a creep&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcy3nfwWH51qbv3p8.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095492342</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095492342</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefaultsinourself.tumblr.com/post/51006724531/densofaxis-the-swim-team-at-my-school-was-able" target="_blank"&gt;thefaultsinourself&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://densofaxis.tumblr.com/post/50748062074/the-swim-team-at-my-school-was-able-to-slip-in-we" target="_blank"&gt;densofaxis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that is beautiful&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095470716</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095470716</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a4d2b2483a54e4ecf80389ae1115069/tumblr_mn7pp6m7nb1rsoiqwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095402003</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095402003</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:19:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b63465d116223652592209d9bcbc4b0e/tumblr_mllpc2l4nX1qek1oqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2814b335cae037ecd429666074eea757/tumblr_mllpc2l4nX1qek1oqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/642d92a94721abff45bd36a1d016bda9/tumblr_mllpc2l4nX1qek1oqo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095393999</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095393999</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:19:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80dpaEPpq1qbgeizo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095382597</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51095382597</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:19:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iblameyoungguns:

Sleeping With Sirens by Joseph Brady on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3657104e8c43c720d771435e39d33d5b/tumblr_mn5kwe02C81qde7nmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iblameyoungguns.tumblr.com/post/50990890430/sleeping-with-sirens-by-joseph-brady-on-flickr" target="_blank"&gt;iblameyoungguns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joe-brady/8751519730/" title="Sleeping With Sirens" target="_blank"&gt;Sleeping With Sirens&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joe-brady/" target="_blank"&gt;Joseph Brady&lt;/a&gt; on Flickr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094300497</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094300497</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:04:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://piercethesleepingcarlile.tumblr.com/post/49103518495/chxshire-im-that-friend-that-has-to-walk" target="_blank"&gt;piercethesleepingcarlile&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chxshire.tumblr.com/post/39328642022/im-that-friend-that-has-to-walk-behind-the-others" target="_blank"&gt;chxshire&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think about this post a lot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094292635</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094292635</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:04:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapchatting.tumblr.com/post/50050887102/i-was-confident-for-like-2-minutes-one-time" target="_blank"&gt;snapchatting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i was confident for like 2 minutes one time&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094062355</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094062355</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:01:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c86f808d47d219e87c5b56644b571c9a/tumblr_mn77t8tJD01rl3q7go1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094056686</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094056686</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:01:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megaman2.tumblr.com/post/41603010132/megaman2-mickey-mouse-it-says-you-want-to" target="_blank"&gt;megaman2&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megaman2.tumblr.com/post/41568923911/mickey-mouse-it-says-you-want-to-divorce-minnie" target="_blank"&gt;megaman2&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“no, i said she was fucking goofy”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094005405</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51094005405</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:01:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c321cffed47aae52c30038a139ed30fe/tumblr_mftdqw00i61rektoxo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb080577beea439f6b0ff19ea7d16853/tumblr_mftdqw00i61rektoxo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d254645717ca43b94f124499b489082e/tumblr_mftdqw00i61rektoxo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f36fa911784b7ea648f9ba08433b47b/tumblr_mftdqw00i61rektoxo5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe3ddd9201cd71aeee4d8eecb673c900/tumblr_mftdqw00i61rektoxo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b06e9ed5595a857389d2d20892a9a1f/tumblr_mftdqw00i61rektoxo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://concernedresidentofbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/51056692601/skitsskat-youngheartoldmind-white-people" target="_blank"&gt;concernedresidentofbakerstreet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skitsskat.tumblr.com/post/39315058183/youngheartoldmind-white-people-what-is-even" target="_blank"&gt;skitsskat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youngheartoldmind.tumblr.com/post/39290890550/white-people" target="_blank"&gt;youngheartoldmind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;white people&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093969720</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093969720</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a19aa54b5ab88e4a0bb279e7fad8d00/tumblr_mn3dpt5km51s04022o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebda39302579d88bb647175c188d385f/tumblr_mn3dpt5km51s04022o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093959033</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093959033</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>chahooo:

x</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnl203f8UX1qd5525o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chahooo.tumblr.com/post/51091193894/x" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;chahooo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;x&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093952490</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093952490</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a94dcda7724dfab5ee8551a1a0ccc4e8/tumblr_mmbfygQlI91qjckzso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093897698</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093897698</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:59:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>1foreverfree3:

My little sister and I were drawing with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e61b3ca826af94c3349cbd6d440a090/tumblr_mmel7zbV001s5wky0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1foreverfree3.tumblr.com/post/51039222150/my-little-sister-and-i-were-drawing-with-sidewalk" target="_blank"&gt;1foreverfree3&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My little sister and I were drawing with sidewalk chalk today. While we were coloring she randomly goes, “I’m fat”. It made me want to cry. She is 7 years old, in 2nd grade, and she believes she’s fat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Later today she also called me fat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093887555</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093887555</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:59:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/483ba923c0045cff287524ed3a4f344f/tumblr_mn6vligeZh1qjqzoeo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d613778a0ddff30791b0ae634993a4fc/tumblr_mn6vligeZh1qjqzoeo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1d7812e1c45bbf1b5620164ff13208c/tumblr_mn6vligeZh1qjqzoeo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2f92110101319304ef62da56d429047/tumblr_mn6vligeZh1qjqzoeo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8850801201967c8220936c676ca9fbe3/tumblr_mn6vligeZh1qjqzoeo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b79cbd1e7c11329375e5341bfad2c838/tumblr_mn6vligeZh1qjqzoeo6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093867007</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093867007</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:59:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dallonjames:

when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dallonjames.tumblr.com/post/8722319733" target="_blank"&gt;dallonjames&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093842560</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093842560</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:59:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/51026051469/deodrant-deodrant-what-do-u-put-in-a" target="_blank"&gt;earthnation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deodrant.tumblr.com/post/51025992617/deodrant-what-do-u-put-in-a-toaster-bread" target="_blank"&gt;deodrant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deodrant.tumblr.com/post/51025947360/what-do-u-put-in-a-toaster" target="_blank"&gt;deodrant&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what do u put in a toaster &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;bread&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this isnt even a joke&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093825637</link><guid>http://slick-mascara.tumblr.com/post/51093825637</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:53 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
